I've been an oil user all my life, but I never took the time to visit the oil in its natural habitat. That's just self-centered, don't you think?
Coming out here has sure increased my admiration of fossil fuels and all the people who work so hard to bring them to us. And when you're on vacation, there's nothing like sitting in your lawn chair at water's edge, letting the refreshing gooey black spray cool you naturally as it drifts by, suspended on the breeze.
If I have one complaint, it's the cabana boy.
He hasn't been by with drinks at all this afternoon!