Sports desks around the region bemoan Bonser's demotion

Yes, the Twins optioned struggling starter Boof Bonser to their AAA affiliate in Rochester, NY.

And that means a hiatus on writing like this:

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Boof! He's gone.

Hopefully Mr. Bonser will return to these parts. In his short stay it became evident writers and fans alike just liked saying his first name.