Posted at 1:00 PM on November 27, 2006
by Hans Eisenbeis
(21 Comments)
Finally, the people in control of Mitch's "estate" have made more of his unique humor available to the public, through this random quote generator.
Read a few of our favorites, after the jump.
I was at a park and saw a kid flying a kite. He was so excited that his kite was in the sky. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now had he had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have known. Imagine trying to fly a chair. You'd have to run like a mother...I was on the Craig Kilborne show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport, and a guy came up, he said, "Dude, I saw you on TV last night." But he did not say whether or not he thought it was good. He just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned back and said, "Dude, I saw you at the airport, about a minute ago... you were good."
And one that we really take to heart:
I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.
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