Posted at 12:54 PM on May 7, 2009
by Jeff Horwich
Posted at 1:46 PM on May 7, 2009
by Sanden Totten
I imagine one of the worst parts of catching the dreaded H1N1 flu would be all the press you'd get in your hometown media outlets: "Local weirdo now has Swine Flu . . ."
Of course, after that everyone would be afraid to shake hands or talk to you, they'd clear the way where ever you go . . . wait, that part sounds kinda nice. But that's not why some people are thinking about purposely catching the flu.
However, the idea has given folks like Michael Olesen, chief of infection control at Abbott Northwestern hospital in Minneapolis, reason to stop washing his hands with the vigor of an OCD patient:
"When he heard about the outbreak, he said, he bought extra facemasks and had been planning to wear one on a flight to Detroit soon. 'Now I'm thinking of taking my chances' and forgoing the mask, he said. 'That's a change from a week ago. I think to myself, yeah, I'll be miserable for a week -- but that'll beat maybe being seriously sick later.'"
Since my hands are chapped like the knees of an elephant from all this washing, I'm inclined to go with Olesen's philosophy on this one. But I agree, catching the flu intentionally is not for me. I can't afford the sick time and besides, does my social life really need to be stigmatized with this head line: "Local weirdo now has Swine Flu . . . ON PURPOSE!"