Posted at 12:30 PM on February 6, 2009
by Sanden Totten
(2 Comments)
It's one thing if a college aged swimmer gets caught doing college aged things. It's another if the practitioners of an ancient, highly regimented and almost religious sport get caught doing college aged things.
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Sports all have their share of controversy, but Sumo is different. It's so steeped in tradition that the athletes border on being monks. They live in communal "stables" where diet, training, chores, hairstyle . .. almost every aspect of their lives are strictly controlled. Sumo wrestlers aren't even supposed to drive their own cars for fear of them getting into an accident. The Japanese professional sumo association won't even compromise on letting self-conscious wrestlers wear shorts instead of the traditional groin cloth.
Couple this with Japan's already very strict drug laws and you can imagine the scandal these four pot friendly wrestlers have caused. Not to mention the fact that unlike with Phelps, pot could be considered a performance enhancing drug for sumo wrestlers. After all, size matters and getting the munchies could help turn a normal-sized gut into a bout winning belly.
Jolly good article, Sanden!
I wonder, do they smoke the pot, or eat it?
Purity is the watchword of this very spiritual sport. Authorities in Japan are not amused, though even they admitted that the idea of a special event where Cheech and Chong try to push each other out of the dohyo might get pretty darn good TV ratings.
The competitors who were involved said they are very sorry and agreed that the sight of 400 hundred pound, mostly naked men giggling uncontrollably is not something fans should have to experience ever again.
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