Posted at 11:30 AM on August 5, 2008
by Sanden Totten
Sure, the dollar may be losing ground to the Euro, the Pound and other currencies. But a recent study found that the buck is still number one in at least one ranking. U.S. money has higher levels of cocaine residue than any other currency. Yeah, America!
"These findings should not be surprising, because cocaine and other drugs are traded using cash, which is handled by the same fingers that directly touch the drugs or wrappings," chemists Sergio Armenta and Miguel de la Guardia from the University of Valencia in Spain write. "Moreover, many cocaine users use a wrapped banknote to sniff this drug, so inducing direct cocaine contamination of the banknotes."
Cocaine is also a very fine powder, so counting machines and even cash drawers give the substance a chance to spread quickly to other money. And it's not just white lines sticking to our bills. Ritalin and procaine were also leaving their marks.
No reason to panic though. Unless you handle large amounts of money, like say at a casino or bank, there is little threat of the drug being detectable in your system. But it gets me wondering about the notion of being addicted to money. Some people say that you can actually smell the chemicals and impurities used to cut coke on some dollar bills. And recent research has confirmed the notion that smells, even faint ones, have a big sway on the emotions and memories of our brains. Makes you wonder if flashing large sums of money could be considered a gateway drug?
Posted at 5:18 PM on August 5, 2008
by Jeff Horwich
Not taking sides here. But this is too...impressive? bizarre? just plain fascinating? ... not to post.
U.S. Senate Candidate Al Franken can draw a map of the entire U.S. free-hand. When did he learn that while working for Saturday Night Live? (Is it some stoner trick I've just never heard of?)
Stick with it until at least halfway through, when you can hear the crowd at this small-town fundraiser actually "boo" the state of Texas.
Went looking for Norm Coleman talents...bowling, maybe?
So...wait. Did he bring hockey back or something?
Why is this ad even in a bowling alley?