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Posted at 7:55 AM on June 1, 2005 by Bob Collins

Sitting in the bleachers (I refuse to call anything but a stadium's cheapest seats in the outfield anything but bleachers), when Juan Gonzalez came to bat last night on my birthday, I glanced at the scoreboard, I was actually surprised to see he has 434 career homers.

When did he have time to hit them?

Juan Gonzalez, simply stated, is a mutt. His visits to the disabled list (DL) are so frequent, that it's impossible to come to a conclusion other than the fact he intends to be there. He has not played more than 150 games in a season since 1998 and his last three years have been 80, 72, and 33 games played.

Gonzalez once was named to the All Star team and because he wasn't voted as a starter by the fans, he said "If I ain't startin', I ain't departin'" Now he's adding "I ain't playin' to that as well as "But I am gettin' paid."

This spring he was invited to the Indians camp and competed with Grady Sizemore for the starting rightfield job. Everything was great until late in spring training when the Indians decided to keep Gonzalez and send Grady Sizemore to the minors.

The next day, Gonzalez pulled his hammy and went on the DL. You can't get cut from a team off the DL. You can't get sent to the minors off the DL. And you have to get the full paycheck.

Well, recovering from a hamstring injury can only keep you out for so long. After 3 months, Gonzalez reported he was ready to go and so last night against the Twins, Gonzalez was activated and started in rightfield.

He came in in the first inning -- batting cleanup -- took two pitches from Carlos Silva and then grounded out weakly. Two steps out of the box he started performing the Juan Gonzalez Cha Cha, otherwise known as the "oh, shoot, I pulled my hammy." Back to the DL he goes.

Other thoughts on the game:

  • Nick Punto and Juan Castro had it going defensively last night, turning some terrific doubleplays, notable for their fluidity. Doubleplays are one thing, but when a shortstop and secondbaseman's motions together all seem to be from the same brain, it really doesn't get prettier.

  • OK, I'll bite. Gardenhire: What's to argue about? Everytime a pitcher is warned, it's the same old argument and it's always the same old result. Surely a Major League manager knows that. So what reserve of caffeine does one have to call upon to do the hat-throwing-dirt-kickin'-Lou Piniella thing? The outrage can't possibly by real. By the way, I've got a source on the field that I'm hoping to get to today to find out the magic words Gardy used to get kicked out. I'll let you know.

    There. Two conspiracies. Now that Deep Throat has been unmasked, it's all I've got now.

  • The anonymous Twin

    Posted at 9:04 PM on June 1, 2005 by David Zingler (1 Comments)

    With the “Twins Territory” advertising campaign saturating Twin Cities area television and radio waves along with the Star Tribune’s recently completed medallion promotion, Twins reliever Matt Guerrier enjoys a luxury that most of his teammates don’t these days -- anonymity.

    “Not at all really,” Guerrier responded when asked how often he is recognized around town. “Sometimes I go places with (Justin) Morneau and he gets recognized (and people say) ‘Who are you? It’s no problem though, (Morneau) says I am a relief pitcher and they might act like they know me, but who knows if they really do.”

    The confusion even continues at the Metrodome, where Guerrier is sometimes asked to autograph the trading card of one of his more famous teammates. “I get (Brad) Radke’s every once and awhile,” the 26-year-old explained. “Not so much anymore, but early on I was getting a lot of Radke’s.”

    Guerrier, who enjoys drawing in his free time, hasn’t made it any easier for the fans with his ever changing array of facial hair, “I will grow it out, shave clean, grow a goatee, grow whatever -- it’s just whatever I feel like that day,” he said while sporting a mustache-less goatee and soul patch.

    Despite his lack of notoriety, Guerrier’s presence on the team was one of the better stories coming out of spring training. Locked in an intense battle for one of the few available roster spots with veterans like C.J. Nitkowski and fellow upstarts Dave Gassner and Scott Baker, Guerrier emerged from the pack to make an opening day roster for the first time in his career.

    “(I found out I made the team) about two days before spring training was over,” the Ohio native said. “It came down pretty close, there were a couple of guys still left and we knew that there was only one spot. We were all competing against each other and we knew what (was at stake)...you can’t be mad at another guy for taking your spot -- hopefully.”

    There were outside forces working in the rookie right-hander’s favor that helped ease the pressure. “I didn’t have options left, so I was pretty much pitching for everybody (in spring training),” Guerrier commented. “I knew that if I pitched well enough and the Twins didn’t have room for me, maybe somebody else would. I wanted to stay, but didn’t know if they had a spot for me. Certain things happened and there was a spot for me, so I am happy.”

    A 10th round draft pick by the White Sox in 1999, Guerrier spent three seasons in the Chicago organization before being dealt to Pittsburgh for Damaso Marte shortly before the 2002 season. After two mediocre seasons in Triple A, the former Kent State star was claimed off waivers by the Twins in November 2003.

    Guerrier impressed the Twins enough that he was called up last June and made his debut in Montreal as a starter. For now however, he’s content in the bullpen, “I would love to (start), but with our rotation, I am not complaining about being in the bullpen,” the slender hurler said. “If something happens, hopefully I can get an opportunity, but right with our starters the way they are, it’s fine being in the bullpen. We have such a good bullpen.”

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