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Stuffing for Tiffee

Posted at 12:54 PM on April 22, 2005 by Bob Collins

So it's come to this, has it? Major League Baseball is now the WNBA, where the All Star game seems to occur just a few weeks after opening night.

This year, thanks to a big wad of cash from Ameriquest Mortgage Company, Major League Baseball is starting balloting early. How early? A week and a half into the season early.

This makes sense from a marketing standpoint, of course, because it's not the All Star Game anymore. It's the Ameriquest Mortgage All Star Game. And you've got to get the ads in rotation more to get, well, more cash.

I may submit a ballot (or 25) today. I've got to get Terry Tiffee on the squad.

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The Twins move on to a series with Detroit. I've grown accustomed to making fun of the Tigers over the last few years but I thought they looked like a halfway-decent team in some of the games I watched on the Dish package up until their series with the ChiSox. Mag Ordonez is out with an injury so the primary threat is Pudge Rodriguez.

Mike Maroth goes for the Tigers tonight. Maroth earned my never-ending respect a few years ago when he willingly took the ball and went to the mound when his total losses for the year stood at 19. The Tigers management told him he didn't have to pitch, but he did and, sure as a player would rather play ball than watch someone give birth, lost number 20. And then for extra effect, he went out and lost number 21 too.

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