It's the aliens, stupid

Favorite PR pitch of the day, from my email inbox straight to you:

For the past several months there have been reports of strange lights in the sky. First there were reports of flying objects over O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Now this week there have been renewed sightings in North Carolina and Arizona. Some are saying that these lights in the sky are just natural occurrences. Others disagree. Who is right? Why has there been such an increase in sightings?

Able to discuss this and more is Ronnie McMullen, author of SOLD OUT WARNING. McMullen claims that these lights are nothing new and have been with us for a long time and are indeed aliens. He also alleges that much of the recent advances in technology are due to an alien influence. He has appeared on shows across the country on this topic. Would you be interested in interviewing him on this?

Uh, no. Not interested. But thanks, really.