Capitol View

A look into the future. Or maybe not.

Posted at 1:45 PM on September 16, 2006 by Bob Collins (1 Comments)

Let me look into the crystal ball and call up on the magical political gods to predict the future. Ohhhhmmmmmmmmmmm. (Or is it volts?) Ohmmmmmmmmmmm (Pretty funny, eh? Nothing like good electrical joke). Ohmmmmmm.

I'm seeing...... a posie. No...wait! It's not posie. It's....... Rosie. Yes, that's it. Very clearly..... Rosie.

Now, I'm hearing..... tame...me. Tame me. I'm not really sure what this means. Tame me, Rosie? The gods are confusing me tod....... oh, it's not "tame me," it's Amy. Yes, that's it.... Amy.

I see the future.... Rosie....and Amy.... on a log. No...not a log. A blog. I'm seeing Rosie and Amy on a blog....many blogs. They're talking about...yes...that's it....Rosie and Amy.

Now there's only blackness and the gods have gone silent.

I guess the rest is up to the blogs. Or was it.... dogs? Gosh, I wish the gods would speak up more.


Comments (1)

Oh, you're into geek jokes! Have you heard the one about the spherical cow?

And you're hearing the gods say "tame me"? Are the "gods" wearing leopard skin bikinis?

Posted by Jeff | September 16, 2006 5:33 PM


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