If states seceded, what Duluth doesn't get, the kid who puts 'special' in special ed, the true cost of our clothing, and a cop, a homeless man, and a new pair of boots.
From time to time, I play a game with friends and suggest there could someday be another Civil War. They usually look at me in an odder-than-usual way and I ask, "why do you think it couldn't happen?
If every state in the Union declared war on every other state in the Union, who would win? In the wake of some of the political puffed-up talk about secession after last month's election, Slate has a fascinating (fictional, we think) story of the war between the states, including a battle-by-battle look at how things shake out.
Minnesota, as it turns out, doesn't put up much of a fight against the Midwest Alliance, which was eventually defeated by the South.
First came a period of massive migration back to the homelands. Facing the newly invented discrimination that will be created, many felt the need to go back to their own people. While the individual states retained all military assets, they couldn't control the individuals who fight. A Texas Marine stationed in California would not fight for California. A soldier in New York would not fight against her home in Virginia, and a sailor in Houston would not fight against his home state of Florida. The warriors returned to their home states, and the states had to re-consider that when they measured troop strength of their new nations. Ultimately, they measured troop strength by how much of the population would return home.
Eventually, four nuclear weapons were detonated. Chicago was obliterated. The cities were emptied. Ethnic cleansing took place.
Five years passed. With all the infrastructural losses came a loss in leadership. The cities were evacuated due to no water, food, or power coming in. Towns like Ardmore, Oklahoma became overnight metropolises, taking in the flood of humanity escaping from cities like Dallas and the ruins of Oklahoma City. A local Indian casino to the South from before the war became a refugee camp for more than 60,000 people. The Oklahomans welcomed them warmly as now there was no war. There was no Texas, nor California, and certainly no America. Now everyone was simply a survivor of the Second American Civil War.
The Duluth News Tribune reports that Adam Stoningpot of Duluth says he was trying to open a discussion on race by dressing as a minstrel in blackface at the Pizza Luce employee costume party in October. Makes sense, right? Because a Halloween party at a bar is the perfect place for an intelligent conversation about race.
The revelation comes just a week or so after several University of Minnesota Duluth students got in trouble for their black face video. Duluth has had more than its share of racist incidents of late and this appears to be the latest one.
The bar where the party was held tried to throw Stoningpot out, but he stayed until the place closed, apparently still searching for someone to talk about race.
Several community leaders in the city want to meet with Pizza Luce's management in Minneapolis about the incident.
Annie Schaefbauer, 12, of Willmar, wants to be a special education teacher when she grows up. That should tell you something about Annie Schaefbauer. So should this: She could win an iPad if she sold items in her school's recent fundraiser -- cookie dough, pizzas and wrapping paper. Linda Vanderwerf at the West Central Tribune reports she sold $2,400 worth of stuff and was rewarded with an iPad2 on Tuesday. She turned right around and donated it to the special ed department, which needs them badly.
You weren't really unaware of the conditions in which our cheap clothing is made, right?
The fire in Bangladesh that killed more than 100 workers has spawned complaints to the conglomerates here that import the clothing. Bangladesh is the second-largest exporter of clothing. More than 500 people have died in factory fires. The factories usually only have one exit and it's usually locked.
Taslima Akhter knows all about it. She specializes in photographing factory fires in Bangladesh. She's profiled today in the NY Times' Lens blog.
Several of the Western companies whose clothing comes from the factory blamed their subcontractors. The Wall St. Journal said employees, who take home about $50 a month, didn't know how to use fire extinguishers.
Photographically related: An early 1900s a photographer called Edward Curtis had a big idea: to capture on film the last remaining American-Indian tribes before they disappeared completely. It cost him his marriage and left him broke. (BBC)
Consider this picture. It's the viral hit of the week.
Here's the story via the woman from Arizona who snapped the picture and posted it on the NYPD's Facebook page.
Jennifer Foster of Florence, AZ was visiting Times Square with her husband Nov. 14 when they saw a shoeless man asking for change. She writes, "Right when I was about to approach, one of your officers came up behind him. The officer said, 'I have these size 12 boots for you, they are all-weather. Let's put them on and take care of you.' The officer squatted down on the ground and proceeded to put socks and the new boots on this man. The officer expected NOTHING in return and did not know I was watching*. I have been in law enforcement for 17 years. I was never so impressed in my life. I did not get the officer's name. It is important, I think, for all of us to remember the real reason we are in this line of work. The reminder this officer gave to our profession in his presentation of human kindness has not been lost on myself or any of the Arizona law enforcement officials with whom this story has been shared."
Newsday found the officer and got the rest of the story. The cop's name is Larry DiPrimo.
"I had two pairs of wool winter socks and combat boots, and I was cold," DePrimo, 25, said Wednesday, recalling the night of Nov. 14, when he encountered an unidentified, shoeless man on the sidewalk on Seventh Avenue near 44th Street.
DePrimo offered to get him socks and shoes.
"I never had a pair of shoes," the man replied, according to DePrimo, who's assigned to the Sixth Precinct and has been on the force nearly three years.
The officer walked to a Skechers store on 42nd Street and shelled out $75 for insulated winter boots and thermal socks. He returned to the man, knelt down and put the footwear on him.
"He smiled from ear to ear," DePrimo said. "It was like you gave him a million dollars."
The officer asked the man if he wanted a cup of coffee, but he graciously declined and went on his way.
Two groups of women serving in the military have filed lawsuits to force the Pentagon to change its policy banning women from combat roles. The women argue that they are serving in dangerous roles already, and that the ban on combat positions hurts their careers. Today's Question: Should the military ban women from combat roles?
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I wonder if the Slate article writer has played Supreme Ruler:
Re: #1 and Today's Question: Did Slate consider the fact that Minnesota's women might also get into the hypothetical Civil War as full combatants?
That might give use the edge, as our women are strong, and our men are good looking.
Right. We'll distract 'em with our eye candy. Then whack 'em with our women!
"If every state in the Union declared war on every other state in the Union, who would win?"
Well, that's easy -- China.
It's not true anymore, but when I moved to North Dakota, I was told that at one time if ND had seceded from the Union, it would have had the third largest nuclear arsenal in the world.
1) IF STATES ACTUALLY SECEDED
I say we try it. My guess is the six idiots who want to in each state will have a hard time getting anyone else to fight and either they will kill each other or we rejoin the USA after a week of nothing happening (and 98% of everyone not caring).
Edward Gilbert's photographs of Native Americans are the subject of a stunning free exhibition at Hennepin Co. Central Library in downtown Minneapolis through January 6. http://www.hclib.org/pub/info/newsroom/?ID=515&Type=News
Love the policeman story.
I've discussed this with friends too. Let's say the South split off from the rest of the country. Texas might go independent.
The entire Confederacy would collapse as soon as the federal money from the North stopped flowing to the poor states in the South. Then there would be a refugee crisis. States like Mississippi and Alabama would empty northward. It would be absolute chaos.
As much as I'd like the South to go the way of the dodo, I'm afraid we're stuck with them.
Time for some folks to re-read some of Lincoln's speeches on why the Union must be maintained and defended.
Here's a piece from another speaker from Illinois on the subject:
"It's what allows us to pursue our individual dreams, yet still come together as a single American family: "E pluribus unum," out of many, one.
Now even as we speak, there are those who are preparing to divide us, the spin masters and negative ad peddlers who embrace the politics of anything goes.
Well, I say to them tonight, there's not a liberal America and a conservative America; there's the United States of America.
There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America; there's the United States of America."
It was a good speech with great applause lines, Bob. But it was just so incredibly inaccurate. He was outlining an ideal, not a reality.
I was at the Bulldog Lowertown the Saturday before Halloween and saw many racist costumes. While there wasn't anyone in blackface, there were white men in Barack Obama masks and numerous people dressed up as Mexicans and Native Americans. The problem is not just confined to Duluth.
Kassie: So, your idea of racism is someone from one race dressing up as someone from another race? Does that mean that I was being racist or my parents were allowing me to be racist when I dressed up as Pocahontas when I was 5? What about my Grandma who made my costume, is she a racist, too? Doesn't intention matter at all? Obviously going in blackface is a very powerful and loaded statement that is on a different level, but wearing a sombrero when you're not Mexican sounds a little benign to me.
How is dressing up like a Mexican or American Indian any different than dressing up as an African American? Yes, it was racist when you dressed up as Pocahontas. Maybe not your intention, but true. When you take a bunch of stereotypes of a people based on their race and make a Halloween costume out of it, that's racist. And if that isn't racist, then blackface isn't racist. You can't have different standards for different racial groups.
And if you are going to bring up Minstrel shows and blackface as being somehow more hurtful, keep in mind that white people in film/theater have been playing all races in stereotypical and hurtful ways, not just African Americans. We can point to Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's, white people portraying American Indians in old Westerns and white people portraying Latinos in Zorro movies, among others.
It's always amusing to observe the ill concealed hatred leftists have for the South. Especially when their dreamed-about shadenfreunde is measured by the economic status of an intact US.
I hate to rain on anyone's parade, but while Mississippi lacks the infrastructure and skilled workforce to maintain a robust, technologically founded economy it is rich in a commodities that a region struggling to survive after a social collapse would find much more valuable: arable land, plentiful water, and a polulation that knows what to do with it...to say nothing of access to the ocean and favorable weather.
I’m afraid y'all would find bartering for potatoes with dead iPads a bit disheartening.
// plentiful water, and a polulation that knows what to do with it.
You should've read the piece. The issue of water is in there.
Hey, the South wins this whole shebang. People are just practicing their opposition to our future overlords.
Well, at least I could find grits at a few more restaurants after Civil War II.
Hey, Swiftee. You have already 'gone South," so what are you worried about? (g)