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Minnesota taxpayers to build Millennium Falcon

Posted at 11:18 AM on March 1, 2012 by Bob Collins (32 Comments)
Filed under: Sports

Look quickly at this picture...

vikings_stadium.jpg

Does it look familiar?

millenniumfalcon.jpg

(Insert your Vikings stadium joke here.)


Comments (32)

Never tell me the odds.

Posted by David | March 1, 2012 11:22 AM


It'll make point five past lightspeed. It may not look like much, but it's got it where it counts, kid.

Posted by James | March 1, 2012 11:27 AM


That's no stadium. It's a space station.

Posted by Drae | March 1, 2012 11:42 AM


Does Dayton play the roll of Obi Wan Kenobi or Darth Vader?

Posted by Jim Shapiro | March 1, 2012 11:44 AM


(since no one else has yet...)

IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by BenCh | March 1, 2012 11:45 AM


Great, kid! Now don't get to Favre-y!

Posted by Shane | March 1, 2012 11:47 AM


Great, kid. Don't get cocky!

Posted by Jim G | March 1, 2012 11:52 AM


I would opt instead for it looking more like the side of a Borg cube.

"Resistance is futile. We will assimilate you."

Posted by John O. | March 1, 2012 11:54 AM


"This deal is getting worse all the time! "

Posted by Drae | March 1, 2012 12:00 PM


It's not my fault!

Posted by Susan W | March 1, 2012 12:07 PM


"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”

Posted by gml4 | March 1, 2012 12:12 PM


Gambling money subsidies for millionaires and billionaires but not for education. The roman circus and dumbing down are well and alive.

Posted by Egon Humenberger | March 1, 2012 12:31 PM


The deal has not passed the legislature.

“I think you overestimate their chances.”

Posted by kennedy | March 1, 2012 12:36 PM


Bob, thought you might like to know that I caught Ted Mondale on Pat Reusse's radio show (a bit past noon) and they were peppering him with questions about stadium placement and other design stuff. Might be worth a listen assuming the entire show is made available for streaming/download later today (and you can put up with Reusse's speech patterns... LOL).

Posted by JSK | March 1, 2012 12:49 PM


I love how many "Star Wars" quotes are here. Bob- Your News Cut readers....we're all a big bunch of nerds.

Posted by Kim E | March 1, 2012 1:14 PM


I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by Rachel C | March 1, 2012 1:16 PM


// we're all a big bunch of nerds.

My ability to put food on the table depends on it.

Posted by Bob Collins | March 1, 2012 1:17 PM


Zygi Calrissian: "The Aluminum...err...Millenium Falcon?! That wasn't part of the deal!"

Darth Dayton: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further!"

This is the best distraction from work EVER:)

Posted by Justy | March 1, 2012 1:42 PM


Bob: "Note to self: When ever I need to get more hits, post something about Star Wars. That'll get 'em commenting!"

Posted by Jeff | March 1, 2012 2:16 PM


"This is not the stadium you are looking for..."

Posted by Jim G | March 1, 2012 2:35 PM


This taxpayer unit has a bad motivator.

Posted by Drae | March 1, 2012 2:46 PM


"Does Dayton play the roll of Obi Wan Kenobi or Darth Vader?

Posted by Jim Shapiro | March 1, 2012 11:44 AM "

It all depends on who paid for his campaign funding.

Posted by This is NOT lucy | March 1, 2012 3:00 PM


Any attack made by the Rebels against this stadium would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This stadium is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!

Posted by General Jim | March 1, 2012 3:27 PM


You know, that little stadium is going to cause me a lot of trouble.

Posted by Drae | March 1, 2012 3:49 PM


This is some stadium rescue, you came in here but you didn’t have a plan for financing it? Into the garbage chute fly-boy!

Posted by tboom | March 1, 2012 3:49 PM


Geez, I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone has delusions of grandeur.

Posted by V | March 1, 2012 3:57 PM


I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of taxpayer voices suddenly cried out in frustration and were suddenly ignored. I fear something terrible has happened.

Posted by Drae | March 1, 2012 4:24 PM


Aren't you a little short for a stadium?

Posted by jon | March 2, 2012 7:39 AM


I suggest they legalize Cannabis and with the revenue and economic stimulus generated from that small motion of legalizing...

then

and only

then

consider-CONSIDER-

a stadium.

Posted by This is NOT lucy | March 2, 2012 9:37 AM


NOT Lucy: That post was off topic.

This is not the blog you're looking for.

Posted by kennedy | March 2, 2012 10:24 AM


Mark Dayton: Afraid I was gonna build a stadium without giving you a goodbye kiss?
MN taxpayers: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

Posted by gml4 | March 2, 2012 11:34 AM


@ kennedy
(blog police?)

ok, then, I'll make a funny:

"Hey, maybe we can fund the stadium
through sucking more revenue out of the government like charter schools and 'non-profits' that service them do? We can word the new bill with just the right wording to allow for all kinds of criminal-minded loop holes."

It's a win-win in that it will allow for one more step closer to privitization!

Posted by this is NOT lucy | March 2, 2012 7:12 PM


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