If it snows like winter, is it winter? Spied outside News Cut's Woodbury bureau. Caption it:
some migratory animals are just dumb.
Congratulations, you've won me as pet for the day! Now let me in Bob or else you'll be hearing me quacking at your bedroom window all summer long at 4AM sharp!
Snow? I must be quacking up.
"I *knew* that I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque"
Snow in April? That's a motherducker.
"To heck with this, I'm moving to Hollywood. I wonder if Aflac is still hiring......"
How long was I sleeping?!
What the duck?
I can't believe I flew through a storm just for the "Mauer Shake".
"C'mon, Bob. Use some of that exorbitant salary that you get from that socialist public media job and feed me." :-)
Now where did I put that nest....
Maybe over here?
"I thought the ice was out...?"
I only turned around once. Of all the days to fall in love with a swan.
"Do not panic! This is only a test. Had this been the actual Armageddon, this snow would have been followed by a Vikings world championship..."