One can imagine a prison conversation going like this sometime:
"What are you in for?"
"Flying a kite."
Ernest Sawka Jr., 34, is sitting the slammer after he was arrested. He admits to being the brains behind the unidentified flying object that caused a stir in St. Paul a week ago.
"I'm kind of flattered," Sawka told the St. Paul Pioneer Press. "It's hard to get people to bat an eye nowadays. I'm just trying to get people to think and look around and enjoy what is right now."
Truth is: Sawka's in jail on an outstanding warrant unrelated to providing entertainment in the third degree.
He says he tied LED lights to the kite string.
It's unclear whether he had anything to do with these previous sightings:
And this video also captured the horrible voices of our alien visitors: