Posted at 8:18 AM on February 23, 2010
by Steve Seel
(20 Comments)
Filed under: 9:30 Coffee Break
We've all been enjoying watching the olympics for the past couple weeks, and many folks have been following the figure skating and ice dancing with a particular fervor. But part of the fun has been gasping at those horrible outfits. Why on earth do they have to be so bad? It seems to be a requirement.
Well, bad or good, they certain are, uh, flashy. Let's celebrate some of the most gaudily dressed in music today. They don't have to be in leotards and glitter, but if they are, so much the better.
Something by ABBA? They always looked like they were ready for some serious ice dancing...
Prince
Elton John
Liberace
Freddy Mercury (Queen)
Leslie Hall - "This is how we go out" Gold spandex (on the video), but she does sing about body glitter!
Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs! She always looks like a deranged pixie or is wearing some shorts onesie number you would have worn as a kid, but hers is in leather!
David Bowie Queen and Adam Lambert
Adam and the Ants,
The Police from Synchronicity
2nd that thought about Elton John doing Pinball Wizard in Tommy
George Clinton, for sure. Also: Bootsy Collins, Parliment, David Bowie, Tina Turner, Cher, and the list wouldn't be complete without Bjork.
Bjork for sure--the swan outfit was the most memorable.
David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
Anything by...
Prince
(Game, Blouses!)
Of Montreal
(Not even angels have wings as pretty as Kevin Barnes')
David Bowie
(Especially Ziggy Era Bowie)
Heck, even Morrison and Hendrix were known to wear a nice puffy blouse from time to time!
Jane's Addiction - Doesn't Perry Farrell kinda look like he's showed up for some "Ice Dancing" every time he appears live?
Wait, wait, how could I have forgotten Bjork?
M.I.A. should be on the list for her super pregnant, see through Grammy outfit!! Yowza!
Bjork - the swan outfit
Madonna has worn some doozies! - Lucky Star!
Definitely Karen O! Her feather head piece from Lollapalooza especially sticks out.
She has a great stage presence as well.
Bang Bang by Cher
Fever Ray, has anybody seen her speechless acceptance speech? If not, see it here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/fever-rays-speechless-acceptance-speech
The Darkness, that Peter Frampton-esq number Justin Hawkins wore in the "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" vid kinda feels like it would fit in well on the ice rink.
…And David Bowie
How about some Flaming Lips? I can imagine someone skating in an animal costume.
But I would give the ultimate fashion award to Elton John.
I feel like Spinal Tap might fit in here somehow.
And let's not forget The Flaming Lips... bunny costumes, santa costumes, you-name-it costumes, and Wayne Coyne always stains his ice-cream white suit with fake blood.
ps.. Jill, (this is in response to a comment from before your vacation... when you talked about wanting to visit the "biggest" of everything on a road-trip [not meaning to be creepy or anything, I just have a wicked memory and I listen to the morning show regularly]) The Twine Ball Inn in Darwin was closed the last time I checked. My family's from Dassel, but we go to church in Darwin. Mid-Minnesota, representing!
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