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Unfit Pirate

Posted at 7:36 AM on April 5, 2007 by Dale Connelly (2 Comments)

Here’s a can’t-fail idea:

Hire Keith Richards to play a pirate in the movies.
How could it go wrong? Keith Richards behaves badly. Pirates are bad.
The more Keith Richards-y he acts, the better the publicity. Right?

Comments (2)

Disney execs are just now determining "the Rolling Stones guitarist is too unpredictable?"

What I wouldn't give to read those internal memos. Imagine!

Posted by Julia Schrenkler | April 5, 2007 7:56 AM

[shaking head] so hard to believe...

Posted by Auntie | April 5, 2007 2:17 PM

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