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Y'know, there's a finite number of laughs you can squeeze out of the name "Michael Bolton"...

Posted at 4:00 PM on December 1, 2006 by Hans Eisenbeis (1 Comments)

Michael Bolton, courtesy Sony Records
...And we passed that number about ten years ago.

Blender magazine, that paragon of understatement and subtlety from the same people who created hatched expectorated Maxim magazine, has joined the end-of-year list-writing frenzy by offering "The Fifty Worst Artists in Music History." If you're the sort of person who enjoys roughly 50 punch lines to the same joke, then you have the whole weekend to enjoy this.

Otherwise, we can offer approximately the same experience by offering our own handy, time-saving list for your edification and enjoyment:

The least interesting magazine in music history: Blender magazine.

Photo: Sony Records


Comments (1)

Whadya mean? Blender is a fun magazine. Love the worst artist list, although it's not nearly long enough. I also dig the icon key on the music download recommendation page. According to the key, I would say the Current mostly plays music for the "hipsters," "aging hipsters," and "saddoes."

Posted by Brian | December 3, 2006 10:47 PM


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