Every year during Lent I still don't eat meat on Fridays or on Ash Wednesday. I just can't do it. I'm afraid. I might even go to Mass tonight. Not because I'm afraid, but because I love tradition.

I'm thinking about having a fish fry tonight. Of course that will involve setting off my fire alarm. I'm not a bad cook. The alarm is just really sensitive... I think.

Speaking of guilt...ah, nevermind. I'm not real sure where I was going to go with that one.