I think there should be a Mark Wheat superhearo talking action figure. Mild mannered knowledgeable DJ by day, superhero by night, fighting crime with his "Headphones of Justice". Comes with a pack of CDs that you can put in his hands, press a button on the back and make him fling them at escaping crooks. Pull a string on his back and he will say things like, "Sa-weet" and "To-morrah Night"