Frankenstein for Governor? With the irresistible news that a self proclaimed vampire is running for Governor in Minnesota, the door has been opened for other mythical creatures to seek high office.
A flesh-eating Zombie would make a good candidate because all he would say is "Brains, Tasty Brains" and people would think he's strong on education and/or biological/medical research. The down side is that it could make for very messy press conferences. A Leprechaun would also make a good candidate. He could fight for the rights of the vertically challenged, and due to his ever present pot of gold, there would be no need to raise taxes. If he lost the Gubanatorial race, he'd be a shoo-in to become the Mayor of St. Paul, being Irish and all. The St. Patrick's Day Parade would be awesome. Dale, with all due respect, I remind you that we are all Doppelgangers and we all have Doppelgangers. Its just the way things are. I tell you who wouldn't make a good governor: Bigfoot. You'd never get a straight answer out of him because he'd always be disappearing very quickly. And even if you got to interview him, nobody would ever believe you. Worst governor ever. Well, maybe second or third. Thanks for the suggestions, Nick, Bsimon and Frick. I should have known the thing about doppelgangers, but perhaps my doppelganger is the one with the correct information and I'm the ignorant one. We'll send Bud Buck over to the Secretary of State's office to see if any of these characters are planning to file for Governor! Catch the results today (Thursday 1/19 at about 8:30 or on next week's podcast. |