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January 17, 2006

Frankenstein for Governor?

With the irresistible news that a self proclaimed vampire is running for Governor in Minnesota, the door has been opened for other mythical creatures to seek high office.
Who should run?
Frankenstein, of course.
Frankenstein is an enemy of long standing where Dracula is concerned, and so he is a natural choice to form an opposition party. There has been at least one film called “Dracula vs. Frankenstein”. If you look at his movie history, Frank likes to fight, having squared off against The Wolfman and The Chipmunks in two separate films. I believe he loses every time. Voters don’t like losers, but what can you expect when your position on every issue is “Mmmaaaaaaaaaugh!”
Still, if you happen to be a Banshee, a Cyclops, a Doppelganger, a Gorgon, a Mermaid, a Minotaur or a Unicorn, it’s got to lift your spirits to see that there is a place for you and your kind in our political process.
Are there any other imaginary entities planning to throw their headgear (or head) into the ring?

Posted by Dale Connelly at 7:04 AM

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A flesh-eating Zombie would make a good candidate because all he would say is "Brains, Tasty Brains" and people would think he's strong on education and/or biological/medical research. The down side is that it could make for very messy press conferences.

Posted by Frick at January 17, 2006 8:54 AM



A Leprechaun would also make a good candidate. He could fight for the rights of the vertically challenged, and due to his ever present pot of gold, there would be no need to raise taxes.

If he lost the Gubanatorial race, he'd be a shoo-in to become the Mayor of St. Paul, being Irish and all. The St. Patrick's Day Parade would be awesome.

Posted by Frick at January 17, 2006 9:29 AM



Dale, with all due respect, I remind you that we are all Doppelgangers and we all have Doppelgangers. Its just the way things are.

Posted by bsimon at January 17, 2006 9:40 AM



I tell you who wouldn't make a good governor: Bigfoot. You'd never get a straight answer out of him because he'd always be disappearing very quickly. And even if you got to interview him, nobody would ever believe you.

Worst governor ever. Well, maybe second or third.

Posted by Nick at January 17, 2006 11:10 AM



Thanks for the suggestions, Nick, Bsimon and Frick. I should have known the thing about doppelgangers, but perhaps my doppelganger is the one with the correct information and I'm the ignorant one. We'll send Bud Buck over to the Secretary of State's office to see if any of these characters are planning to file for Governor! Catch the results today (Thursday 1/19 at about 8:30 or on next week's podcast.

Posted by Dale Connelly at January 19, 2006 6:59 AM