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 e-mail? Yes. Phone? not so much. I haven't checked my voicemail at my desk for 3 months.. it's been so long that now I'm afraid to even hear the automated voice tell me how many messages I have.
It must be the underpants gnomes. Welcome to the MPR voice mail system... You have "843" new voice mail messages. To listen to your messages, press "1"... "I never have given this # to anyone... How did they find me?" I know. I was once a switchboard operator ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *ring ring* OPERATOR: Good morning, Minnesota Public Radio. Uh huh, you want to file a complaint about the lousy disco music playing on the Current? One moment while I connect you to Mary. *ring ring* Good afternoon, Minnesota Public Radio. What's that again? You hate our pledge drives? Please, sir, mind the language! One moment while I connect you to Mary. *ring ring* Good afternoon, Minnesota Public Radio. What was that? You have questions about litter box training your cat? One moment while I connect you to Mary. *ring ring* OPERATOR: Good morning, Minnesota Public Radio. |
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