The Turducken.

Who invented this idea anyway? I've only just discovered the idea of layering 3 different kinds of birds together making it look like one mutated bird, the Turducken. Are we that undecided on what bird to eat? I saw my first Turducken on Paula's Home Cooking show.

What if this leads to cross breeding the duck, chicken and turkey? Then it would be less work to prepare.

Or what if it doesn't stop at food?? "Hey kids, I can't decide what pet to buy you for Christmas. Little Billy, I know you want a dog and little Suzy I know you want a cat and can't forget you little Wendy, you want a hampster. I know, I'll just go out and get you kids one of those cogsters I saw on Animal Planet the other day!"

Deck the Halls.