OoooOOooh, Mary! You're mean....I like that! :)

Hee hee.. That's great. Turn up the heat and run a tape of people screaming too. Then have a nurse in a Beelzebub mask say "Welcome (insert name here), we've been expecting you."

They could also have 4 non blondes playing on a loop.

Nah - Squirrel Nut Zippers and that whacky hit of theirs: Hell.

//They could also have 4 non blondes playing on a loop//

That would be hell... (shudder) I wonder how many post operative psychotic episodes that would spawn?

Or you could have the recovery room be all white and your bed would look like a petri dish and there's a giant eyeball looking at you from the ceiling with a voice-over saying "Verrryy interesting specimen Rondar, very interesting indeed..."

Maybe they could make the recovery room the HCMC emergency waiting room, then it really WOULD be hell.

//They could also have 4 non blondes playing on a loop//

Or Bob Seger...ugh.

If there IS a hell, I figure I'd be going.

I have an agreement with my friends...first one who dies will be responsible for getting concert tix for his buddies in hell...we figured there will be some kick-a$$ concerts in hell...