Politico: It just won't be the same without Jenna Bush

The Republican National Convention just won't be the same, now that the president's most notorious daughter is all married off. (You might remember, she got cited for underage consumption and having a fake ID with her grandmother's name in 2001).

But the Charlie Daniels Band bowing through "Devil Went Down to Georgia" at the Depot in Minneapolis just can't hold a candle to Jenna and her fraternal twin sister Barbara fist-pumping for Kid Rock at New York's Avalon, the online mag mourns.

But they've got the best rundown of what remains of hot, and what's just not, right here. Haley Barbour at the Guthrie? Play That Funky Music!

Lay off the twins. They are pretty good people.
Lay into the old man. He has a lot to answer for.