Posted at 11:22 AM on August 31, 2005
by Ben Tesch
I think it is my duty as a baseball fan to point out to you all that the Friday, September 2 game at U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago is Mullet Night. Here is the pregame schedule:
Celebrate a classic American hairstyle, the mullet. Shake your mullet to the beat of the band Identity Crisis. Let your mullet loose as you jam with the band Backstage Pass.
Don't have a mullet? Have a stylist at one of four Great Clips haircut stations located throughout the ballpark trim one up for you. Donations will be accepted to benefit the Ronald McDonald House and Chicago White Sox Charities.
Then, march your mullet over to Gate 1, where mulleted men and women will parade their classic cuts around the warning track. Wigged mullets will be accepted. The first 500 mullet marchers will get a free White Sox Mullet Night T-shirt.
Fortunately, I completely missed yesterday's game. I was referring to the season in general..........