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What was he thinking?

Posted at 12:43 PM on July 1, 2005 by David Zingler (1 Comments)

Top 10 reasons Kenny Rogers attacked the cameramen.

10. He’s heard one-to-many “gambler” jokes.

9. Frustration over the president’s lack of an Iraq exit strategy boiled over.

8. He got one of those “interest only” mortgages from Ameriquest and just figured out what a rip off it was.

7. Somebody slapped a “Don’t mess with Texas” bumper sticker on his Italian sports car.

6. He mistook the camera for a Questec machine.

5. He had to make a stand against the “liberal” media.

4. It was part of an elaborate plan to get Bob Collins to call himself a jerk.

3. He was just informed that the All Star Game is in Detroit and wanted to make sure he didn’t have to go.

2. He didn’t think the camera man should be paid for just standing around.

1. He wanted to lead off Sports Center for once.


Comments (1)

I accidently deleted this...dz:

11. he couldn't take anymore lettermen top ten lists and the cameraman reminded him of dave. stop the madness!


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Posted by kinsella at June 30, 2005 04:31 PM

Posted by kinsella | July 1, 2005 2:22 PM


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